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- We’re Going to War! – An ExcerptWe’re Going to War!, the sequel to Take the All-Mart!, is about ready to drop (any week now) and I’m getting all excited, so here’s a little taste. “All right, listen up Dead-Bolts. Dire straits, here.” All seven members of the Consolidated Army of Shunk were huddled in a loose circle, robotic shoulders clanging... [Read the Rest] […]
- Christmas Means A Lot To My Alien MasterA Holiday Vignette by J.I.Greco I am standing in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart, the week before Christmas. I am eight years old and my entire universe is temporarily defined by the few square feet of shelf space in front of me, crammed with Episode Seven figures, marked down for the holiday. Priced to sell.... [Read the Rest] […]
- 7 Reasons Goodnight Moon Is the Worst Kids Book EverOne of the pleasures of having a kid is getting to read to the kid. Of course, since the Infant is still an infant, the kind of books we get to read to him are picked not for their ability to hold his attention, but the opposite: to convince him sleep is a much better... [Read the Rest] […]
